It was widely believe, based upon false information presented
to us during the Muppets from Space film, that Gonzo the Great was actually an
alien. This was a complete cover up
story designed to protect that illicit and long-running affair between the
Muppet rocker Janice and Sesame Street’s Snuffleupagus. Obviously, there was always intermingling
between the Muppets and the Sesame Street characters, but this relationship took it to
an entirely different level. Even more
shocking is that Gonzo the Great had a brother, Oscar the Grouch. Not only did they both share a THE in their
names and eerily similar ping pong ball eyes, but unbeknownst to them they also
shared the same Y chromosome.
Janice met Snuffleupagus while on tour with Dr. Teeth and the
Electric Mayhem Band. They had a benefit
gig at Hooper’s Store. Janice spotted
Snuffleupagus and fell madly in love when she heard him say, “Hey Bird.” They knew their love was forbidden and must
be hidden from all the muppet puppets.
When Oscar was born they panicked and threw him in a trash can. Amazingly, he survived and actually thrived
in this environment…although his temperament was grouchy, at best. Their reckless affair continued and yielded
another baby two years later. Again,
they were consumed by panic. They opted
to launch him to space in a high powered circus canon. Gonzo also flourished and thoroughly enjoyed
being raised by his alien parents. The
Janice and Snuffleupagus affair finally ended when they discovered they just
weren’t compatible.
Another Muppet scandal involved the affair between Wayne and
Wanda. This affair, of course, was not
secret to anyone. They were vomitously
affectionate with each other. What they
hid from the world is they too had an illegitimate child, Pepe the King
Prawn.
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